Sebab Saya Shotgun

For those of you who understand Malay, this will probably amuse you as much as it did me.

For those of you who don't, I hope this entertains instead:

If you notice that your skin is getting extra sensitive lately because of the weird weather, don't do any spa-grooming-type-activities at home. You may end up looking like you got beaten up, like me. I have scars under my eyebrows, above my temple, below my ear, and below my nose.

I look so bad-ass.

I need a spiffy camera so I can take proper pictures, yo.

Stories of Care Bears colouring books and other random joy coming up, so stay tuned.